My “Plan” to Run 100 Miles

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” -Mike Tyson-

Ok folks, we are less than two weeks out from the Allison Woods Halloween Hobble 100 Mile Race. I’ve planned my nutrition, my pace, my clothing, my first aid kit, contingencies, my positive self-talk, and anything else that I could think of. There is no guarantee that you’ll finish a race of this distance, so the goal is to put as much as possible in your favor. You control what you can control, and you don’t worry about what you can’t control. Then you show up, try and stick to your plan for as long as you can, and then just gut it out when the wheels come off. That’s why I like Iron Mike’s quote up there. You will get punched in the face, several times, and the difference between finishing and not finishing, is what you do AFTER you get punched in the face.

So, in that vein, I have put together a list that I will print, laminate, and post at my aid station with my crew. When I get punched in the face, I will read it as a reminder of what I need to do if I am going to finish this race and get my beloved buckle. And while I have helped others accomplish this goal, and certainly been around these types of events, I am still humble enough to look for advice.

I am sharing my list here, with you, so that I can get feedback and add any nuggets that you give me to the list. This way, not only will I get great advice from the running community, I will have some of you with me out there on the course. My success will be your success too! So please, leave your advice in the comments. Here is what I have so far:

  • Eat and drink like it’s your job! No screwing around here, you need calories and electrolytes.
  • Don’t start fast, like a maniac, and don’t be a wimp at the end. Just keep moving…
  • When you think you’re smarter than the plan and want to change it, don’t. You’re stupid, you just paid to run 100 miles. Stick to the plan.
  • Don’t let small things become big things. That pebble in your shoe at mile 5 is a baseball size blister at mile 40. Take care of business; immediately.
  • When you want to quit, go one more mile. You will bonk and recover and bonk and recover… This isn’t a sprint, it’s a marathon. No wait; it’s like 4 marathons.
  • Beware of the chair. It’s an aid station, not a rest stop. Get in, do what you need to do, then get out.
  • Make mile 90 your b@*ch! Why mile 90? Because why not?
  • Run the mile you’re in. Until mile 90, see above…
  • Know your why. You will not get motivated at mile 75, you need to have a deep understanding of why you are doing this that carries you through the darkness. Remember, this will pass, and you will recover.

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The Dreaded Shutdown

“When something bad happens, don’t make it worse.” -Unknown-

For all my faults when it comes to running, and there are many, I’ve always been good at one thing. I can grind. For some reason, I have this uncanny ability to find a gear and then just run and run and run. It’s why I fell in love with ultra-distance running. I didn’t need to be fast to be good at it, I just needed to be able to manage pain and keep moving forward. So, when I heard these dreaded words from my doctor last week, “We’ve got to shut you down for a bit and get this under control.”, it took me some time to process it.

Most of you who follow me know that I have been dealing with swelling and pain in my right foot and especially the big toe for the last six to eight weeks. It would balloon up and get really dark, and I would take a few days off or cut back on distance, and it would get better. My first thought was that it had to be some kind of impact injury from one of the times that I tripped. But when the swelling occurred in both feet, even when I wasn’t running, I knew I had to go see the doctor. This wasn’t something I could run through, and with my hundred-miler just seven weeks away, I needed to put this to bed.

Doctor: “I think you have gout. We’ll start you on meds and take some blood.” Me: “So what’s the next step if my blood comes back and I don’t have gout?” Doctor: “Um, yeah. You have gout.” I have gout. Honestly, I cannot say that I am surprised, some of my family have gout and I lived a life with a lot of alcohol and I was obese for many years. I was running up a tab and the bill came due. It would be easy to be angry, but I’m not. It would be easy to have regrets, but I don’t. I did it to myself and I cannot change the past, so all I can do now is focus on the future and continuing to work on improving myself.

This post isn’t about running with gout or even what you can do regarding training when you are shutdown. I’m sure I’ll have some posts about that in the future. No, this is about getting your head right. I have a herculean task ahead of me and it’s time to simplify things, so instead of paragraphs explaining how I’m processing this, I’m going to give you some bullet points that are quick and to the point. Kind of a Joe’s 101 on how to deal with things when they go south. This may not work for everyone, but it works for me.

  • I have gout. Own it, accept it, be honest with myself and move on.
  • What can I do about it? Work with the doctor, change my diet, ice it every day, and get it under control to the best of our ability.
  • Be realistic. Due to having to miss days and weeks of training, I have readjusted my goals of running a sub 22-hour 100 miler to simply finishing under the cutoff of 30 hours. This is not Western States and I am not trying to set a course record. This is my first 100-mile attempt and finishing is the goal.
  • Don’t be dramatic. Yes, I’ve missed some training, but up until about a week ago, I have run 6,000 miles in the last three years. I probably have some fitness in the tank still!

So, that is my magic formula to getting your mind right when bad stuff happens. Own the problem. Figure out what you can do about it. Be realistic with where you are. Don’t be dramatic, you are in better shape than you think.

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The Dog Days of Summer

Dog Days

Have you ever had one of those runs where you get about half way through and everything just feels wrong? You’re training for a marathon and after five miles you are just dying, and you start to walk. Then this thought pops in to your head, “If I can’t run five miles, how the hell can I run 26.2 miles?” Maybe you are half way through your training program, or more, and the grind is getting to you. And, it’s probably hella hot and humid for the tenth run in a row. Welcome to the summer swoon.

I thought this would be a good time to discuss this, because I have had this conversation with more than half of my clients recently, and have experienced it myself, like EVERY summer… This could easily turn in to a post about beating the heat, but it’s not. You have all probably read the “get up early”, “run later in the day”, and “hydrate” summer articles a million times. And, if you’re like me, you probably squeeze most runs in when your life allows. So, you will be running in the heat, and it will take a toll on you.

But here’s the good news. If you trust the process, all of your suffering will pay off during your fall racing season or goal race. Despite how mentally challenging it is when you have a difficult short run in the brutal heat, the fact is that your body is adapting. The runs feel harder because they are harder. When you run in the heat, more blood rushes to your skin to assist with cooling and less blood is going through your heart and to your muscles. Your body responds by thickening your blood and increasing your heart rate to get oxygen to the muscles you are using via your blood stream. However, inevitably, your active muscles are getting less oxygen and you get tired faster. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL PEOPLE!

So, what to do? This is going to hurt… Slow down. Even if it means some walk breaks. If it is extremely hot, stop worrying about your splits and do your best to get the work out in based on your perceived effort. And then rest easy that you will be fine come race day. It is so easy to start and play those mind games with yourself that if you struggled with five miles, you’ll never run 26.2 miles. But you will. Most of our country will start to see cooler temps within the next four weeks or so, and suddenly all of that work you did in the heat will pay off big time! Your perceived effort will come way down, and your pace will improve! Long runs won’t seem as difficult and the miles will increase. YOU WILL BE FINE. So, the next time you feel like a run that you should be killing is giving you fits, smile, slow down, and look ahead to September…

Disclaimer time! We do live in litigious times after all. There are risks associated with running in the heat, so please take them in to account. I am not a physician, so please ensure that you work with yours to stay safe. Hydrate, and hydrate often. Monitor your sweat output. If it is hot and you are not sweating, stop. Find a cool place and hydrate slowly. This post is NOT encouraging you to run in the heat, it is simply discussing what we runners go through in the heat and helping people understand that what they are feeling is real and that their training will be impacted. But alas, the summer will pass, and we will be stronger!

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Being Wildly Happy

When I meet people for the first time, within a few minutes they normally say something like, “You’re so happy!” or “You love what you’re doing, don’t you?”. I’m told my happiness kind of bubbles through my personality. And you know what? I think it’s true. I believe that life is way too short to be grumpy. Trust me, I have bad days and bad moods, just like anyone else, but… generally speaking I’m a pretty happy guy. Now, I can’t tell YOU how to be happy, but I can tell you what I think has become the foundation for my happiness and maybe that can help you be a little happier every day.

This is going to sound so mundane, but I believe the foundation for being wildly happy is contentment. When people hear this word, a lot of them associate it with “settling”. Settling for good enough and being content are two completely different things in my opinion. In my opinion, contentment is the ability to be satisfied with your current situation and not create unhappiness in your life because you feel like you are missing something. It doesn’t mean that you cannot continue to work towards other goals, but you do not let those goals own and define you.

As an example, I retired early to work in the running industry because it is what I am passionate about. I drive a perfectly good 2004 Toyota Sienna mini-van. Is it the most amazing vehicle on the road? Absolutely not! But it is paid for and it does the job. I am perfectly happy to drive it every day and not have a car payment. This is part of the decision to retire early, we need to minimize expenditures on things that we don’t really need so that we can live the life that we want. We don’t want the things that we own to own us.

When the day arrives that we need to replace the van, I am sure that I will probably “upgrade” to a different car, but this is also part of contentment. It’s the ability to delay gratification. I am happy with my current situation, I am comfortable with my goals, and I am aware that as I continue to work on my journey, that I will arrive at destinations that will bring more joy in my life. But, if all you do is focus on what you don’t have and constantly chase after those things without the ability to be happy right now, you may just go through your entire life never really being wildly happy.

There will always be something that you don’t have, so really take the time to appreciate all of the wonderful things that you do have, because this moment is gone, and you can never get it back. And tomorrow is not guaranteed. I can throw clichés at you like “Take time to smell the roses.” Or “Life is a journey, not a destination.” But I’d rather just try and lead by example. I work at a running store because it makes me happy, I run because it makes me happy, and I love my family because they are amazing, and I am lucky. I’m excited about the future, but I am wildly happy about today. I hope you are too…

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Back to Back Long Runs

Back to Back

I feel that familiar vibration on my left wrist and hear that gentle chime and sneak a peek at my watch. It flashes two miles. Two miles? How can it be only two miles?! I’m exhausted already and have completely sweat through my clothes. I’ve got 11 miles to go and this is after the 26 miles I ran a day ago. Over the course of the last six months, I’ve run 1100 miles, sweat, bled, vomited and fell. Welcome to training for an ultra in North Carolina.

While the miles pile up, it is truly difficult to simulate the impact of a 100-mile race on your body and your mind. Most of us try to do this with the dreaded back to back long runs. The debate rages within the ultra-community about whether or not the benefit outweighs the risk. One camp feels that pushing your body to exhaustion on consecutive days exposes you, unnecessarily, to injury. The other camp argues that short of running 100 miles, this is the closest you can put yourself to feeling what you will endure during the race. As with most of these types of arguments, the answer, in my opinion, is that only you will know what works for you.

As you can guess from what I’ve written so far, I personally believe that there is a benefit to the back to back long runs. It’s hard for me to say that the increased risk from running 26 miles one day followed by 13 the next is any more than the increase in weekly mileage. Most training plans for a 100 mile ultra will have weekly mileages that reach 55 to 70 miles. This alone can increase the potential for an injury. So, I don’t see the risk outweighing the potential benefits. And what are the potential benefits?

Physically, I think that your body adapts, and gets used to running on tired legs. I’m always amazed how I can start that second run and really not feel strong, but then somehow manage to reach an acceptable pace and complete the run. I also take these runs as an opportunity to train my stomach. I eat and drink just like I would if it were a race. This way, my stomach adapts to digesting while moving, even at mile 35 or 40. And while these benefits are important, I feel that the mental benefits are even greater.

While the physical preparedness for a race of this distance is kind of binary, you either trained enough, or you didn’t, the mental preparedness is anything but. I’ve entered these back-to-back long runs with minor ailments to my groin, toes, calves, and other extremities, and have had to learn to deal with the pain for the duration. Keep in mind, I am not saying injury, I am saying ailment. When I’m injured, I shut it down and heal, but part of being an ultra-runner is running through soreness and pain. And if the first time that you ever have to do it is during a race, you won’t have any experiences to draw from. And, if your running 100 miles, there is a very good chance that you will be managing pain for long periods of time.

Pain isn’t the only thing that you have to deal with either. After long hours of running, your body and mind are absolutely gassed. There seems to be nothing left, and you may still have 12 plus hours to go. That’s a lot of time to be alone with your thoughts and a lot of time to continuously assess your level of exhaustion and pain. This is a time rife for convincing yourself to quit. Doing back to back long runs can help put you in the hurt locker quick enough on that second run, that you are forced to troubleshoot and cope with your thoughts for an extended period of time. Important skills for the ultra-runner.

Despite all of this, you will still never be able to truly replicate the same conditions as the actual race. Improving your skills will improve your chance of success, but until you have been out there, in the dark, in the heat, in the cold, in the rain, and exhausted to the point of hallucination, you just won’t know how you’ll react. There are simply some things that you will just have to deal with when the time comes.

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100 Miler Training Update

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Nobody Does It

Mocko Quote

“Everyone always says follow your dreams and your passion, but nobody does it.” – Chris Mocko

I’ve started to write this post several times and stopped. I’m scared. This is scary stuff. I’m 47, with two kids in college, so I have responsibilities. Look, I am definitely not a rash guy, or what you would call a risk taker, but I am not afraid to do some things differently than most people if I feel it is an opportunity. We have run the numbers several times, and they work. So, I retired early. Not the kind of sitting in a rocking chair, playing bridge, and napping all day retired. No. This is about taking a shot at living my dream life. And where does it start? Working part time in a running store.

I want to build my life around my passion of running and I want to use the platform to raise awareness and money for the issue of bullying. The goal isn’t to make a bunch of money, it’s to make enough, and be really, really happy every day. Between working at the store, coaching, and running my investments, I think we can make it work. And that will leave me with time to train and do the charitable work that I have been wanting to do.

If this sounds crazy, remember, this is MY dream. And as scared as I am, I have been on cloud nine since I handed in my notice and made it official. To be clear, this is not about my unhappiness with my old career. I love the company that I worked for and I will be forever grateful for the people that I worked with and the opportunities that they provided. This is a true case of “It’s me, not you.” I simply do not want to wake up one day, a 65-year-old man, and have regrets. I want to take my shot.

Amazingly, my wife has been my biggest supporter. Or maybe a better way to say it is “OF COURSE, my wife has been my biggest supporter.” She has never let me down, and I couldn’t do this without her. In fact, most of my friends have been overwhelmingly supportive. There have been a few comments made about leaving my “safe job to work at a running store?” But that’s ok. You either get it or you don’t. This is not a choice for everyone.

The rules that society has laid out are pretty clear. Go to college, get married, buy a house, have kids, work until your 63 or so, and then retire when you are probably in the twilight of your life. Well, I did most of that stuff, but I want a little twist at the end. I don’t just want to work, I want to live. I want to live my life in a way that makes a difference, doing what I love with the people I love.

So, what have I been up to in 2018?

  • Ran the Bloody Massacre Relay Marathon with my friends and family
  • Became the “Trail Writer” for Running Junction Magazine
  • Paced a woman to her first successful 100-mile race
  • Partnering with Operation Warm Wishes and running the #owwrunagainstbullying campaign to raise awareness against bullying on Instagram
  • Retired as an executive to work part time at a running store
  • Became an ambassador for Runners High Herbals JOETHERUNNER10 for a 10% discount
  • Ran the Northern Trails Marathon and finished 12th overall, 11th male, and 4th in my age group
  • Started to officially coach people to help them reach their dreams and running goals
  • Training hard for the Devil Dog Ultras 100 Mile Race in December

Where will this all lead? I don’t know… but I am happy, and I feel like I am off to a pretty good start.

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